i stumbled in at 2am all drunk
and full of smoke
my wife said "i\'ve had enough"
that\'s it, i\'m sick, get out!"
so i stumbled down to kelly\'s pub
across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story
and we had another round

and we\'ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and
fight-yeah!(2x)
and if i see a pretty girl
i\'ll sleep with her tonight
i\'ll drink and drink and drink and
drink and drink and drink and fight....

and mary McGregor
well she was a pretty whore
she\'d always greet you with a smile
and never lock her door
but on the day she died
all the men in town did weep
for mary McGregor finally got some sleep

well i once loved a girl
a child i\'m told
i gave her my heart
and she gave me a cold
so now i sit standing
out in the pouring rain
i\'ll stumble back to kelly\'s pub
and cry away me pain