Equally cursed and blessed
In her Versace dress
Too eager to impress
A vision filled her soap sud hell
Twin tub on spin
Lets all her daydreams in
And how she wants away from him

She''s on it
She''s a millionaire
She''s on it
She''s got it
She''s a millionaire
High street prams
Chariot scene from Ben Hur
Push chair rage
A customised roll bar cage
Will help baby come of age
So what''s in the pram?
Is it teen death?
Bazooka the check-out queue
There''s no need to argue
About who was in front of who

She''s on it
She''s a millionaire
She''s on it
She''s got it
She''s a millionaire

The ad begs ''Buy bottled water''
But we know that it tastes of piss
Should be getting our tampons free
DIY gynaecology

She''s on it
She''s a millionaire
She''s on it
She''s got it
She''s a millionaire