yo''re a song with just one f***ing note
and i''m clued out cole
like an off-color joke
when i call collect to nyc
everybody learns eventually
to go hang it up
you go hang it up
it''s really really easy

yeah i put your letter down
but this graffiti finds its way around
i want to talk
why you want to stop?
it''s impossible for me

so here''s my trick: when i hear your "hello"
i know i''m listening to alcohol
oh, i''m drunk on a call

i heard you found some other guy
some high note you thought i couldn''t hit
but i never tried
no i never did