she looks like a doll, dracula's bride
'cause who dares say hello wouldn't dare say goodbye
he don't care for the trails and he don't stand for the lies
[unknown word(s)] and joyous to look at her pride
but don't get close enough to be that out of mind
she can't get close enough so then left with the tide

honestly,
she's got it together so nicely
honestly,
a living legend that might not breathe, yeah

except for her hands, she's full figured and fat
and the neck you would lick only given the chance
she's a cop on a train in a mainstream romance
she's a dainty young lass, she's a bite on the hand
i'll be stuck in a view of you two in a bed
then she's gone for a dream that's been pulled from the string

honestly,
she's got it together so nicely
honestly,
a living legend you might not believe, yeah

except for her hands, she's full figured and fat
and the neck you would lick only given the chance
she's a cop on a train in a mainstream romance
she's a dainty young lass, she's a bite on the hand
i'll be stuck in a view of you two in a bed
then she's gone for a dream that's been pulled from the string

honestly,
she's got it together so nicely
honestly,
a living legend you might not believe

honestly,
she's got it together so nicely
honestly,
a living legend you might not believe, yeah