I know a girl who wants to get laid tonight
She'll take a hot cross top and suck on everything in sight
With forever running hose
And a perforated nose
Her lips around a Lucky Strike
Smoke is clouding up her eyes
As she tells another lie
It's just another goodnight psyche

Oh no here she comes
Seeing double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes
Went in deeper than a man should get

Meanwhile...
Back at the ranch there's a vicious fight, ha-ha-ha!
And Shannon's on a cross top sucking everything in sight, woo lord!
With her razor sharp nails
And a cat o' nine tails
She'll make a bishop mean
Then she'll do it nice and slow
So you can't come or go
She'll make a mute man scream, scream, scream, scream

Oh no here she comes
I'm seeing double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes
I want to be in deeper than a man should get
Oh no here she comes
S-seeing d-double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes
No fucken way, I don't want to kick her yet

Lines and dreams of dirty sex
Keeps me going at my best
There's nothing I can do about it
It gets me real pissed
Yeah!

Oh no here she comes
I'm seeing double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes
Went in deeper than a man should get
Oh no here she comes
I'm seeing double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes
Who's taken home
Who's taken home