I went to the museum and stood on a chair
Some girl drew a crowd at what she didn t wear
She made everyone look up there
It was a naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down, she was up in the air
It was a naked girl falling down the stairs

Yeah it was a naked girl right in my face
High-class culture all over the place
My watch stopped tickin ; shoes came unlaced
When she came down a staircase

Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down, she was up in the air
It was a naked girl falling down the stairs

It looked like a mistake at a steeplechase
A busted flywheel at stock car race
I fell in love at a terrible pace
When someone gave her a shove down a staircase

Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down, she was up in the air
It was a naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down, she was up in the air
It was a naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs