I am back again
To the safety of my couch
With my best friends
The ones who never let me out
I met a girl her name was bovine (so fine)
Took her home with me last night and...

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I am so happy here
And i never have to try (to be to feed)
Sit back and drink some beers
And go date-rape with the guys...in Alvin
in Alvin

Woke up at ten
Light my cigarette
Got drunk again
Just to drown out my regrets...yep
Lying naked
Just wearing this stupid grin
I am vacant
But in this town i fit right in...so

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Eating pork and drinking wine, everything's just fine (repeat)