Aquarius the maze is here again
Bishop made a joke in the sanctuary
Soulmate's moving down to Hollywood
And I broke all my new year's resolutions

Sagittarius won't have me in his orchard
Thought about how messy it would get
He doesn't know a mess 'til I open my mouth
And say how I broke all my new year's resolutions

Someone's screaming at me from the kitchen
Saying when I was you I stuck to the boys
When jealousy comes tearing up my laneway
All I can think is go away
I've got nothing good to say

Hello Aquarius

The president thinks I'll never get there
Betty's glad she's got her husband back
'Cause you can't be running round with little starlets
So he broke all his new year's resolutions

Someone's screaming at me from the kitchen
Saying close your eyes and shut your mind
Well girls this is what you get for good behaviour
You'll get a rope around your legs and two or three new names

You give me games to keep me sane
And all I want to listen to is you.