I used to have a son, his name was Tom
I used to be his dad but now I am his mom
I went to the DR and said things have got to change
I want my parts rearranged
I started getting smart, I started getting wise
I just started liking other guys

Girls never liked me never gave me a chance
I just want in another mans pants
Went to the park, just the other day
told everyone that I was gay
I started to run, run real fast
cuz a skinhead was trying to kick my ass