"Hey there love, let's get to catching up
cause I been thinking those thoughts
that must have slipped my mind that time
that I left you there that night."
I replyed let me remind you of the guy
you failed to mention all along.
Your actions have consequences and these are them.

[Chorus:]
I'll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you.
And I probably always will hold an olympic torch
before I ever hold another conversation with you.
I don't mean to be mean but I'm so sure of this.
I'm sure this comes as no surprise.

Hey there babe, don't mean to cut you off,
but I've heard enough lies and you're dying to get caught.
I'll let you go call all your friends.
Say "Oh my god! Let me describe to you this guy,
his name is Ken, he's in a band that writes such awful
songs about me all the time." You're goddamn right!

[Chorus]

Surprise, Surprise!
I found another love short-lived on lies.
And if you left me hanging upside down
then you might have helped me out.
To my surprise the color left your eyes at the same time.
And if you left me hanging upside down
it might have helped cause when you left my feet met the ground.
Oh yea