if while you're out at space, love
your horny as a targ
take a tip from a security chief, love
that fat slut tasha yar

she discovered the pleasures of data
he became her sexual pet
cuz he's fully functional
and anatomically correct

he's fully functional
and anatomically correct

his defiant, with it's thrusters
will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench
on your warp core manifold

his multiphasic torpedo
will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity
in your transwarp conduit

so if your a filthy horda
data's your bestest bet
cuz he's fully functional
and anatomically correct

he gently massages your jam packs
while he replicates some lube
then he shoves his throbbing razor beast
into your jefferies tube

so lower your shields
spread your nacelles
to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer to your big, fat, juicy, aft

so if your a filthy horda
data's your bestest bet
cuz he's fully functional
and anatomically correct

he's fully functional
and anatomically correct

his pelvis, a tireless engine
he shakes it when he struts
he's full of dilithium crystals
in his bolts and in his nuts

he too likes to be pleasured
he will put you on your knees
and if you're into disgrace
he will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

so if your a filthy horda
data's your bestest bet
cuz he's fully functional
and anatomically correct

he's fully functional
and anatomically correct

he's fully functional
and anatomically correct