You'd be a cop if
if you weren't a punk,
In fact I think
you'd make a better
COP!

They could use you,
You've got no remorse,
They could use you on the police force

You'd be cute all
dressed in blue,
You could brutalize
anyone right on cue,
You'd abuse those
who are weak of course,
They could use you
on the police force

Sign up RIGHT NOW!
for the academy,
You'd fit in so
P E R F E C T L Y,
Sign up right now
for the academy,
You're just old skool
PIG!!!

Think how you
could fuck shit up,
You could heft
your power like
A CLUB!!
an arrogant
fool with
authority
you'd cross over
so easily.