Congratulations on your recent
acquisition, the bunker is con-
venient and easy to install,
You've purchased the finest in
home fortification, the comfort
will please you and heighten
you're morale, keenly concocted
the barricade is comely, the
entrance is impregnable and
ready for assault, safe in the
knowledge you didn't waste your
money, lie back in your sanctum
you are UNTOUCHABLE

Sterile heaven hermetically sealed
for your protection & increased yield,

Sterile heaven 'cause youre #1,
Equipped with ample insulation

Under surveilance invaders
are detected, external ap-
paratus incarcerates them all
Flash incinerated and lightly
disinfected, the ashes are
bundled and packed in a vault,
You're accomodations are acous-
tically defended you need
not hear the death cries we
bring them to a halt, encap-
sulation is highly recom-
mended, in brocade or wood grain or neoclassical

Airtight and quietWith total privacy
Just keep the filter clean
You've taken the precaution,
of utter isolation
You buy serenity
You've read the warranty