Prelude:
And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else.
In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look. With any
computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself.

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MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
but he dosen't tour so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his lines
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I spell word with the three names MC
Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/Cs
Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies as long as they 18
I got bling up the ying, a plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex,
Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor, the bar keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's
Weak MCs decompose, 'cause they know I can flow
Like Wessel comma Zam
Through Corruscant corridors
Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro
Like 90210 it's filled with the word "bro"
Lexicon of octagons I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros

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I'm lit like a Branch Davidian
I'm what's left of the lithium in Kobain's cranium
I fill Whimbley Stadium
I'm once-beaten twice-shy call it pyromanium
When I roll up in Kashykk, I roll three Jedis deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath
Theres no need to beleive, in the heat that I keep
or the squares that I [bleep], or the heiresses I freak
It's embarresing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems
D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes, blowin up makin' creme
I am just like Howard Dean; when I scream I get red - I get mean

Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin'
Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
I'm just a cartoon maker rapper, you think that I'm lying?
Everyone bust a move like a move like it's a rave in Zion
My self-aggrandizing, and deprecation keeps 'em guessing
Call me venus fly trap 'cause my DJ's Howard Hefner
Word em' up yo, word em up yo'
I just let the rap game out of a choke hold.

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