I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won't give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax
The pistol I pack's impact
Make's you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
into your Brazillian wax
Without fishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lasts
I pull it out and pass gas

My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda crass
Ladies love me sending pic's
Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my pad
They're like
Oh OMG 411 that'd be so rad
We make the beast with two backs
Until we both get whiplash

Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets

My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' de freak

(machine voice):Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' de freak

I should be flirtin' with virgins
Instead of jerkin' my gerkin
I should be working the circuit
Assertive for certain
With little aversion
They all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin
To be rid of his burden

Did I fail to mention
All the ladies say word
Got a panty collection
Like a Japanese perv
They're prepared to purr
And to serve up they curves
I skip the main course
I prefer the whore derves
I like thongs, like grannies
Like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades
As I tap on her back space
I like bows, like lace
Like suckin' her face
I like fuckin' her waist
I make a bucket of paste
When her eyes roll back
It means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe
My ass out of her place

I quickly run to the clinic
A q-tip in my diddick
I wait two very long weeks
To know if these nuts need a medic
So c'mon

Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets

My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' de freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' de freak

(machine voice):Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' de freak