Ohhhhhh ... Ladadadada ...


[Blair]

I was supposed to address party members - but I got high (Ohhhhhh)
I was preparing Prime Ministers question time when I was high
Ohh, I behaved curiously on GMTV, and here is why
Ohh, 'cause I was high
'cause I was high
Because I was high


[Hague]

I was going to win the election, but I got high
I was going to unite the party, but I was high
I never had my chance to save the pound and here is why
Ohh, 'cause I got high
'cause I got high
Because I got high


[Major]

I was going to have some tea, but I got high
I was going to bake Norma a scone, but I got high
Oh, I'm sitting quietly with a somewhat glazed expression and the reason is such
Ohh, Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


[Thatcher]

I was going to stop interfering, but I got high
I was going to retire gracefully but I got high
I was going to go on for another term but now I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (I've got the munchies)


[Blair]

I was going to be tough on crime, but I got high
Ohh, I was going to imporve the NHS but I was high
I'm starting to find Anne Widdicombe rather attractive and I know why
Ohh, Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got, umm, y'know, uh, high

Ohhhhhh ...