(Dale Winton)
I've noticed you're quite round
You could be very attractive
I've noticed you're quite round
I think you're
I find you
You're quite podgy aren't you really
Have you thought of going on a diet sweetheart
Will you go to step-class with me?

(Frank Bruno)
I've noticed you between rounds
You're a bit of a knockout
I've noticed you between rounds
Would you go three rounds with me?

(William Hague)
I have noticed you around
I find you very attractive
I've noticed ummm
I find you very attractive
I've noticed ummm
I've noticed ummm
Tony
I have noticed you around
Tony, would you go to bed with me?

One has noticed your presence around
I notice it's your round
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you?
I find booze very attractive
I find booze very attractive
I've notice it's your round
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you?

(Frank Bruno)
I've noticed you between rounds

(William Hague)
I find you very attractive

Will you buy some booze for me?