I saw your real age, I was impressed baby
Then I heard you had bought your own car
Go into a shop, you can buy beer, baby
'Cos by law you are a certified man
I know this may sound strange, but I picture a pub
And I'm buying drinks for friends at the bar
If my thoughts of you are true, then I wanna get with you
'Cos you even know how to drive a car
Do you ride a moped
Can you buy cigars
Have you been to nightclubs
Get asked for ID in bars
Have you ever voted
What is it like
I was just thinking
Can you buy me wine
Go out to gigs without your parents
Pay full price when you go to Alton Towers
Even go and see an eighteen film
You can even buy a packet of three
I know it may sound strange, but I pictured a day
When I have passed all my GSCEs
If my thoughts of you are true, then I wanna get with you
'Cos you know about the birds and the bees
Can I go to college
Do an HND
Teach me how to drive
Have a great big HGV
Have you seen a porno
Had a one-night-stand
What is a hang-over
Help me understand