What's up ---, yo my name is mucky pup
I'm a rapper not a slapper and I drink out of a cup
I'm a homey from the hood, used to like the popband mud
They were really really really really really really good
I live in a big flat with a doggie and a cat
There's a geezer next door, I think his name is Matt
Yo I really like the song, it's a singalong song
It's a bingy bongy, singy songy, wibbly wongy song



Yo, who the hell were that
Yeah I think they'll get a slap
'Cause this is my hit record and that is f@c***g that
I wrote it on my own, my doggie ate a bone
Only took me 20 minutes and I went right home
I like Dire Straits and I've got loads of mates
We go to coffee mornings jumble sales and garden fetes
So rap along with me, it's as simple as can be
If I can do it, you can do it, it's easy



Possible, respectable, baby boo
If I ever break my leg then I go to hospital
It's a big building with doctors and nurses
They have a staff-room where they keep the coats and the purses
A friend of mine, once he had tonsillitis
Oh look, there's a doggie, I hope he doesn't bite us
I'm getting very tired, I think I'll go to bed
Then again I could just keep singing instead