Since I was a young boy I played the silver ball
I also played some discotheques and various church halls
I once was in Take That
And people thought I was a prat
Filling my big stomach with ice cream
So come on feed me lots of pasta (lots of pasta)
So come on feed me feed me faster (feed me faster)
Pizzas, burgers, lots of chips
Treacle pudding, chocolate bits
Lots of coffee, tea and toast and jam
Chinese food goes down a treat
Then I think I'll have a sweet
Chicken, pork and beef and lamb, with ham
So come on feed me feed me pasta (lots of pasta)
So come on feed me feed me faster (feed me faster)
Food is great I think it's fab
Lots of grease in a kebab
Eat it when you're with the lads
Each week
I will try most any food
If I don't you'll think I'm rude
Even veggie soup with added leak
My stomach grew and grew, became incredibly big
I went from a pop star to the look of a pig
But now just look at me I look incredibly thin
But I still think of those days when I lived inside Burger King
Come on feed me feed me pasta (lots of pasta)
Feed me feed me faster (feed me faster)
Come On !